Home Juggling Hero Mugs

"A tiny increase in temperature can have devastating consequences - just ask any working parent."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Kitchen Tetris

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Juggler and Illusionist

Acclaimed mother.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Hassled Mother.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

I Heart Juggling

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

The Juggler vein.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Baskerville Tabby.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'