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Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"There's food in the fridge, and clues about the state of our marriage all around the house."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

At last he was ready to plug into online job search.

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"I can smell his fear of commitment."

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

Huffison never discovered the source of security leaks within his company.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'It was very careless of you, Johnson, to leave your fingerprints on this suggestion.'

House detective.

'Bixby, you're diligent, punctual, hard-working, and dependable — What's your angle, anyway?'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'The stove must have been on for about four days. The neighbors said that's about how often you came home.'

'He can smell a faked resume.'

Economics: Job Crisis

'We may find that there are hidden service charges with this place ...'

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."