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Robot Washing Up.

"I didn't spark joy."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Living together, couple in love.

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.