Domestic Invention Aficionado Prints

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

"I didn't spark joy."

Ascent of Machine.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

Living together, couple in love.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

Benjamin Franklin

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'