Domestic Invention Aficionado Mugs

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

"I didn't spark joy."

Ascent of Machine.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

Living together, couple in love.

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Benjamin Franklin

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."