Home Innovation Enthusiast Mugs

Robot Washing Up.

"He's trying to fool google earth into thinking we've got a pool."

"I didn't spark joy."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."