Home Improver Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Rather than lugging around heavy bags of cat litter, many cat owners are opting for kitty litter silos.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Tool Box

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Conservation Area

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

A holiday at home

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Mulch madness"

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'