Home Improvement Professional Pillows

Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.

"Not a chance - you go try out for The New This Old House by yourself."

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Jack of all trades

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Light Bulb Moment

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'