Home Improvement Novice T-Shirts

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"You call that a made bed?"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Light Bulb Moment

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

The Missing Sock Returns

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Painting the Ceiling

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.