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Wallpapering with Nails

Domestic Superheroes!!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Artex cartoon

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Never marry an engineer."

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.