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'It was like a mother to me.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

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Non-Drip ?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

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Keep Fit.

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Working from home