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'It was like a mother to me.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Non-Drip ?

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Keep Fit.

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Working from home

"You've all been like a company to me."

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."