Home Gym Owner Prints

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Joint Ventures!

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

To-Let Town Centre Map

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

'Will I still be married?'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Easy chair exercise machines

Macho man body building club.

Protein Powder Irony

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Exercising your heart.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement