Home Gym Dreamers Prints

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Sisyphus during Covid

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Still waiting for tape 2

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Shopping for an exercise bike

'It's not an actual motorcycle. It's an exercise bike. I made it look like one so my husband would actually use it.'

'The warranty on that one is 500 miles, or until you get rubber legs.'

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'