Home Gym Owner Gifts

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Joint Ventures!

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Gym. I don't need to exercise --- I have an ab crunch on my smart phone!

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Will I still be married?'

To-Let Town Centre Map

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Easy chair exercise machines

Macho man body building club.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Protein Powder Irony

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Seriously, your body is incredible; mine is so disgusting!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Exercising your heart.

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'