Home Entertainment Systems Gifts

Colin's attempt to convince friends that his 80' surround sound TV was only used to watch nature documentaries was doomed to failure.

This HDTV is fantastic - I swear I really can smell that skunk!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Homo Zapiens

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'