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The Grave

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

Curtains haberdashery

"I love what you've done with him."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"