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The Grave

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I love these old decorations!"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Moving in

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.