Home Decor Buffs Pillows

"Do you have any nonpartisan pillows."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Cat Towels

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Yoga classes door.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

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Dogs shaving