Home Concert Creator Pillows

"This next one's for you, babe."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Man, times have changed.'

Rainbow Quartet

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Quartet.

The Hammer

Occupational Hazards.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Popera!

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Shower curtain call.

Music at Home Pt. 1

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Entertainment systems

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

'And the funniest part is I made Frank go out and buy a new, $5,000 fridge, just to hold a $4.00 bottle of wine!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bravo!

Joe Perry.

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

ABBA

Pogo Cellist

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."