Home Canning Pillows

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

You've Had Enough!

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Lockdown casserole

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"