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Monk Crossword

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We have an acronym!"

That party went well.

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

A Bloody Butcher

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"Bed Spread"

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"It's a swearbox."

Moving in

Stop and Birch

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'I was headhunted.'

"Remember, when they go low... we observe shareholder value and act accordingly."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"I wonder what Scrappy named me..." "I wonder what Porky McHorse-Cow is thinking..."

Newton's cradle

Santas Key Deliverables.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

'Well, the Brain Trust had no answers. Call in the Blame Trust!'