Holy Water Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

A family playing in the sea

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

Freddie's water

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"I thought it was deeper here."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Valuable Water

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

Spring Water

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

Water Ski Accident

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

Waste of water