Holy Trick Shot Artist Prints

God chalks up his pool cue.

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Hypnotoon

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"We're here, Harry."

A voodoo doctor.

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Look a huge bird!'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Candle Size

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'Whoops!'

"You call that a KISS?"

Tom Mullica.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

First Annual Psychic Convention

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

And that's why I'm still single!

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"