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Parsifal

'Are you made of sugar?'

"OMG, LOL!"

Warrior Woman

Invisible clothes

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Football supporters.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

'I see people laughing at you.'

Duchess of Cambridge

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

The Fox and the Crow.

Lost santa and reindeer.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

Halloween fishbowl.

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"You will become very rich. However, you'll give all your money away."

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Rudolph's Mask

'Ah, the wee people.'

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'