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Jesus wept

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Sermon Applause.

Thomas Cranmer

Disraeli Hopes for Church Backing against Irish Disestablishment

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Better get out a press release this has nothing to do with Catholicism."

Pope Benedict 16th.

2pm meet your Creator

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"The worst is behind us!"

John Newman

Church: Open Sundays

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I feel so much safer with an air marshal on board.'

Pope Francis

Church Hymn

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

Gladstone studying Catholicism

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

Church losing its bell

Don't get too close to Brother Jerome - he just baptized a Hun.