Hologram Hero Gifts

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Planner at work.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"I've got reservations for this evening."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Nelly Copter

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Hamster Myths

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"Oh, I'm sorry. You're both holograms - I assumed you knew each other."

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

"Now those b*****s are getting a little taste of my life!"

"You have to admire Jake. He's going nowhere fast."

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'