Holmesian Scholar Gifts

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Theodore Roosevelt.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

'Elementary, my dear Watson.'

"I can't take another memoir."

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

Sherlock Holmes.

Arthur Conan Doyle

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

Violin Pipe

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."