Holmesian Scholar Gifts

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Theodore Roosevelt.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

'Elementary, my dear Watson.'

"I can't take another memoir."

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

Sherlock Holmes.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Violin Pipe

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

Sherlock Holmes Discusses His Son's Education

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!