Holmesian Sleuth Gifts

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

"We must get to the bottom of this Watson!"

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"On the other hand, Holmes - maybe you're just completely stoned."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

$1: Family Secrets

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Optician and the PI.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

Net Zero Superstitions

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Basil Rathbone Caricature

'Elementary, my dear Watson.'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.

I don't trust that guy.

'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'

Sherlock Holmes.

Reporter #3: can.

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

Arthur Conan Doyle

'It looks fishy to me.'