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Mark Wahlberg

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"He was a very good boy."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Buster Keaton

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Hollywood Breakup

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Jack Nicholson

Fred Astaire

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Meryl Streep

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

When lice dream.

Nanny with children on leash

Emma Watson

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Gene Tierney caricature

Superman's laundry

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Hollywood Think Tank

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Peter Lorre caricature

Richard Burton