Hollywood Star T-Shirts

Will Smith

Joan Crawford

Joel Kinnaman,

Morena Silva de Vaz Setta Baccarin

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

The rock caricature

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Canadian film production

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Martin Scorsese

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Hollywood producer.

Quentin Tarantino

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Jim Carrey,

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Therapy in L.A.'