Holiday Trendsetter T-Shirts

Fuzz a Duzz Pillows, the pillows preferred by 9 out of 10 Santas.

Oi to the world!

He grew a ludicrous holiday beard.

"Darling, it's so this season."

Christmas Future: Trees

Christmas Tree

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

The night after Christmas.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

Boy Clause

'I'm allergic to sand.'