Holiday Tradition Reformists Mugs

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Elfie Stick

'I hate all holidays!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Christmas on Other Planets.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Room for bigger presents."

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

I heard a rumor that he's going to deliver presents using drones this year! I hope not! Drone technology is far less reliable than Rudolph and the other reindeer! And besides, Christmas eve won't be the same if the sound of sleigh bells is replaced by the buzzing of a drone! My big brother said if I don't make his bed for him every day, he'll hack into Santa's database and put me on the "naughty" list. I've never trusted his computer system. And e-mail. I ask for presents with a hard-copy

"It's just not the same."

"I've decided to forgo expensive gifts with acts of apathy."

'Sometimes Rudolph, I can't help but feel Christmas is getting too complicated!'

"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."

"On the basis you have nothing to give thanks for this past year, what say you spare us the chop?"

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"I want my job back."

'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'

Angry Santa Letter

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

The Second Thanksgiving.

Stuffed.

the Lesser-known Nogs

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'

"It's from the environmental lobby. . . they want you to stop putting coal in the naughty kids stockings."

It's the ghost of Thanksgiving past