Holiday Tradition Fan Pillows

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."