Holiday Tradition Challenger Prints

"I want … an explanation!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Christmas on Other Planets.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Always a bridesmaid..."

*Sigh*

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Cat plays the cello

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

"I'm only gone one night a year and you still watched our show without me?"

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Stuffed.

the Lesser-known Nogs

"He's my relative from Hawaii."

Happy Durersgiving

Remember when the kids used to bust down our door at 6 a.m.? And we'd groan? They'd yell, "Time to open the presents!" Now look. It's 8 a.m.! Time to open the presents! Groan! Groan.

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Father Christmas suffering from poverty.

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

New year resolutions.

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

"I didn't know the 'old boys' network had a website."

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

'I don't see how freezing in the woods while you cut down our Christmas tree builds character.'

"I wanted to do that."