'Thanksgiving unfair to poultry Americans'.
Festive Tradition Skeptic Prints
Browse prints that poke fun at traditional festivities, ideal for the festive skeptic who enjoys a clever, artistic take on holiday humor.
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
"I don't believe in you!"
Ice Skater
'I hate all holidays!'
Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.
Christmas TV...
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."
"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"
"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."
There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home
"Room for bigger presents."
"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."
Shelf on an Elf
'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'
What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh
"I've never hated Christmas, just people."
"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"
"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"
"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"
'Houston..Er..I don't know how to tell you this..'
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'
'Tell me more about this strange man...'
"There was no Christmas Party."
Mistletoe and Mistlefoot
"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"
'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
Sanitizer
'... But, if he knows when I'm sleeping and when I'm awake, isn't that an infringement of my right to privacy?'
'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'
"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."
'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'
'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'
"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?
Festive Tradition Skeptic Prints Collection
Festive Tradition Skeptic Mugs
Kick off your gift search with our selection of humorous mugs, perfect for the festive skeptic who loves a good laugh with their morning brew.
Festive Tradition Skeptic Pillows
Add a humorous twist to holiday decor with our cheeky pillows, perfect for the festive tradition skeptic.
Festive Tradition Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that make a playful statement for the holiday season—sure to delight the festive skeptic in your life.