Festive Tradition Defender Prints

"If you want santa to visit. You'll have to widen this chimney."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Ice Skater

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Christmas TV...

"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."

"Room for bigger presents."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Devil's advocaat.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Shelf on an Elf

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

Happy Holidays. Egg Nog. Put a head on that eggnog. That would make it an "egg-noggin"!

Mistletoe and Mistlefoot

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"How married are you to 'Merry Christmas' in the title?"

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Hope you have got a good retirement plan, old man?"

Sanitizer

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

"I'll take 'Jolly Old Elf' for $600, Alex."

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

'...and this year I can do without the usual 'nice new toothbrush.''

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

Happy New Year

Christmas Eva

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"Don't like my chances of milk and cookies..."

"Rudolph, with you nose so bright... I'm using my GPS device tonight!"