Holiday Themed T-Shirts

Secret Santa

Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

"Ninja bread men"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Happy Easter

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Frosting the Snowman

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Now it fits.'