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How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

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"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Turkey going away for Christmas.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Santana Claus

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Kringle: The Decca Years

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Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

'Twas the night after Christmas.

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Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.

"I've been praying for an excuse not to go Christmas shopping."

'We're not buying a turkey for Xmas this year. We've still got some left over from last year.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Santa Van Claus

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"Holiday decorating - done."

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

"Your father spent the Christmas tree money on a w***e from Cincinnati. We'll have to use the air freshener this year."

"No, the holy trinity is not Santa Claus, Kris Kringle and Saint Nicholas"

The Dance

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