Holiday Snap Collector Prints

"But this one's an Italian pigeon! 
We don't have them like this back home."

'...and to our children we leave our holiday snaps.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Ball as water-melon.

"I love these old decorations!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

The First Black Friday

Builders bum

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Snake accessories.

Loud Quitting

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

"I told you not to ask every b****r we met on the cruise to visit us when we got home!"

Snow baby

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

'Dang...too fast food!'

'Mom, Dad, I prefer gathering.'

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons! Did we send them one?' (wife to husband on desert island).

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

'Been Away?'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"I really miss letters."

'Apparently the thieves were looking for the gold, frankincense and myrrh.'

"Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On ... Dunderhead and Blitzen!"

'Worlds best Sh***er'. Mug gift from flies.

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'