Holiday Shenanigan Fans Prints

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

The Frankenstein snowman.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Easter Candy Island.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"OMG! They're eating noses!"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

Alien Santa

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

"Bearing in mind that Santa has fact checkers, have you been a good little boy?"

Reindeer with mounted Santa and elf hunting trophies

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."

"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call me names..."

'Naughty or nice? My lawyer will answer that.'

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Attorney-at-Law. They won't let you join in any reindeer games, eh ... You have excellent grounds for a lawsuit.

'Careful, Bob, this guy goes straight for the nuts!'

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

Touchdown Santa!

'Peace on Earth!'

'I warned you not to keep on calling him 'Fatty Christmas'!'

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"