Holiday Hijinks Fans Prints

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

Try me/try me/try me...

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'He's got your nose.'

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"You have the Hum bug.'

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I love you guys!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'