Holiday Hijinks Fans Prints

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'He's got your nose.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'This way! We will grant you sanctuary!'

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I love you guys!'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

An Amazon drone crashes into Santa's sleigh

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"