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Abandoned Christmas Trees

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'