Holiday Reminder Pillows

Abandoned Christmas Trees

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

The Baby Walker

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Faster, Georges, faster!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"