Holiday Plant Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

SPOONING CACTI

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'