Holiday Planning At Work Pillows

"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"At least we're consistent ... "

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'What if I promise not to look?'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'