Holiday Planning At Work Prints

"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

Tree in Dollar Shape.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"At least we're consistent ... "

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.