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Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

Out To Lurch

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"