Holiday Party Planner Prints

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Cadbury's "Recession" - Brown Ale Chocolates

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Airlines

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Out To Lurch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."