Festive Party Planner Prints

"Perhaps we should have postponed our downsizing operation until after the Xmas party."

Holiday Party: "This party's about to go up a notch."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Champagne

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Out To Lurch

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Margarita