Holiday Marketing Enthusiast Mugs

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon