Holiday Logistician T-Shirts

It makes life a little easier!

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Trade Show Sherpas

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Supply Chain

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

'What if I promise not to look?'

Undersized Load

"At the Christmas Artifacts Museum"

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

'I hate when they do this.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

Tanned export manager

Christmas escape plan

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."